I am the proud mother of two amazing little puppies: a 3 year old pug, affectionately named Barbara by her father (as an homage to the character from The Night of the Living Dead) and a scrappy 1 year old Brussels Griffon called Benson. They have more toys than they know what to do with, yet Benson appears to have a love for expensive things. Love, in this case, is defined as an incessant need to devour.